The Heritage Health Prize round 1 milestone results were released. I came in 3rd on the final private rankings, even though I was only the 5th on public leaderboard. So I guess I didn't overfit too badly.
I wonder by how much I missed winning the lottery this time.
On Zombie Apocalypse Survival
Some people like to discuss zombie apocalypse survival scenarios. The suggested preparations usually involve stockpiling guns and ammo, building defensive structures, practicing marksmanship and survival skills, etc.
I used to not take zombie apocalypse survival seriously, but lately I gave it some serious thought.
Almost all zombie apocalypse survivalists are living in a fantasy. Because based on all credible evidence available (movies, duh), when the zombie apocalypse comes, most of them will become zombies themselves. Stockpiling guns and ammo ? Well chances are your stockpile will be used against your future zombie self by the few lucky remaining humans.
Seriously, zombie apocalypse survival is about surviving as zombies, not as humans.
If you're saying, "If I become a zombie, then I don't care about survival any more, and I'd rather be dead." Well, technically you're already dead, but hope springs eternal, even for zombies. Your job is to survive long enough until someone comes up with a cure that turns zombies back into humans.
What can you do today to increase your chance of survival as a zombie in the future ? Keep in mind that all credible evidence available (movies, duh) show that zombies are incapable of higher functioning, and survives by killing humans and eating flesh off the corpses.
The number 1 thing you can do to improve your chance of survival as a zombie is getting strong, sharp, flesh-tearing titanium teeth implants.
Even if zombie apocalypse does not come in your lifetime, titanium teeth implants still have advantages: you'll be a better chewer, and you don't need to worry about cavities any more.
I used to not take zombie apocalypse survival seriously, but lately I gave it some serious thought.
Almost all zombie apocalypse survivalists are living in a fantasy. Because based on all credible evidence available (movies, duh), when the zombie apocalypse comes, most of them will become zombies themselves. Stockpiling guns and ammo ? Well chances are your stockpile will be used against your future zombie self by the few lucky remaining humans.
Seriously, zombie apocalypse survival is about surviving as zombies, not as humans.
If you're saying, "If I become a zombie, then I don't care about survival any more, and I'd rather be dead." Well, technically you're already dead, but hope springs eternal, even for zombies. Your job is to survive long enough until someone comes up with a cure that turns zombies back into humans.
What can you do today to increase your chance of survival as a zombie in the future ? Keep in mind that all credible evidence available (movies, duh) show that zombies are incapable of higher functioning, and survives by killing humans and eating flesh off the corpses.
The number 1 thing you can do to improve your chance of survival as a zombie is getting strong, sharp, flesh-tearing titanium teeth implants.
Even if zombie apocalypse does not come in your lifetime, titanium teeth implants still have advantages: you'll be a better chewer, and you don't need to worry about cavities any more.
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